We got to the splash pad, all suited up, there were kids running around having a blast. We staked our claim of some shade for the mom's and sent the kids into the water. Nothing. They stood there.
All five of them, except for Brisbane. He was the youngest one. So apparently too naive to know that water is the spawn of all evil and will melt him if he touches it. Good grief! What a bunch of 'fraidy cats (we know that my kids are but come on Graham and Wes, I expected more of you).
One of the moms brought a bucket and shovel. I told Reese he could only play with it if he was out with the water. He thought about it.And then gave the bucket to Brisbane.
Meanwhile, Jessenia took cover behind the wall. Glad I bought ya that swimsuit, Girlie.
Then Brisbane got doused by a sprinkler that went off unexpectedly. He was cold, wet, and cried! I had to wrap him in a towel for most of the rest of the trip.
After much bribery, (i.e. you don't touch water...you don't touch a snack) the kids did eventually stick their pointer finger in. Reese and Jessenia both looked like Monk (aka Detective Adrian Monk) touching the water with one finger.
I ran through the water holding the kids a few times (I got wetter than them) trying to convince them it was fun. That gave them the courage to walk out into the middle (notice all of the sprinklers are off).
But as soon as the water went on. They ran! Look at Jessenia, you would have thought she was being chased by a Grizzly Bear.
And that was that. I had fun chatting with the moms. And my kids had fun watching other kids play at the Splash Pad. I am going to take Mack next time. I think we will be more succesful the second go round. It will also be better to have someone to wrangle Brisbane and another to get the other kids wet.
I told the kids we wouldn't leave until they got their hair wet. Which they did. Barely. Just one drop.
Now you need to tell the story of going back as a family and how it was in fact much WORSE than your first trip.
ReplyDelete